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Animation World says I ‘consult with the devil’? Sweet!

Nice writeup about “Masks” over at Animation World Magazine. Aparantly I ‘consulted with the Devil’ to come up with the score, which has been described as some “F*%ked up Shit”. Well, how nice. Actually I DO have a special offer over at the Instar store… both CDs for the low low price of YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL*! HA HA!!!! PATHETIC HUMAN!

>> Read Article
>> Hear the Soundtrack

* $15.93 also acceptable in lieu of soul.

devil image courtesy of this excellent PR blog

Why I hate drummers – but here’s some “Drummer Porn” – Bonham and Grohl raw drum tracks

I hate drummers. Because they SUCK [about 95% of them]. From years of recording and playing in bands I

Steely Dan Sessions Revealed – required viewing

Music store – fixed and flattened

Inspired by the clean look of Jonathan Coulton’s music page (the song ‘re your brains‘ is fantastic, BTW), I revamped the Instar music site. More free songs, cool play buttons, lyrics, more.

Mission to Boston and New York

Just back from New York, where I got to hear the draft story line of “Masks”, poke some holes in it, make some suggestions, and generally add about two months of work to the animating. More cinematic shots, Pat! More cinematic shots!

I think this is the best narrative Pat has done yet, and (along with the fairly insane-sounding score) should either get this film universally panned or loved. Bring the hate, film-snobs… we can take it.

Plus I got to play Galaga, ride the Acela, see the leaves, catch a vicious cold – all in all, a perfect New England trip. Go Sox!

Poison Girls”, The Catchiest Song I have Ever Written. Bonus – I am a hypocrite!

Why I’ll never write a reggae song. Or rock. Or ska…

Friday Night.
Your friend says “Hey (you), The XYZ Club has Reggae tonight – want to go?”
Ding! The poor reggae band just got demoted to being a “Genre Band”.

No one cares who the band is – as long as they are playing Reggae, everyone will have a good time. If the club substituted another Reggae band of equal skill at the last minute, nobody would mind – or even notice. That’s sad – but the Reggae band doesn’t care, they thought they had a good show. They rocked! They made money!

I’m not picking on Reggae here – any genre can overwhelm the act, but certain styles seem to crush the individuality of bands more than others. Top offenders are Ska, Swing, Blues, and Metal. How many freaking times have you seen a sharp suited bunch of guys hop up and stage and announce their quirky Swing-y name… “Hey, we’re the Poppin’ BeBob Elephant Daddys!” Dear PBED – I don’t care who you are – If your sound is a generic mush of your genre’s standard shtick, I WILL FORGET YOU THE SECOND I LEAVE THE ROOM. If you must be boring, please at least give out free drinks.

It’s the same problem cover bands have – by giving the audience what they want, you become a living jukebox (or in the case of genre bands, “vibe-box”) that delivers a predictable, expected, safe entertainment-pellet for the bar patrons to get sweaty to.

YOUR ONLY HOPE OF ESCAPE, FOOLISH “GENRE BANDS”:
- Write a songs good enough to crawl into the audience’s brain and go home with them.
- Change your boring-ass sound once in a while – switch up your sound during your set (go acoustic, then get loud, use weird effects, get rid of the bass player for a song, actually fire that guy permanently, he’s totally neurotic, whatever).
- Get naked, light something on fire…This is an emergency situation! Your audience has written you off! You must react!

Sadly, lots of Ska/Reggae/Blues/Funk/Whatever bands are out there right now, tonight, playing for comfortable little crowds of ‘fans’ (of the genre, not the band), firing up the good people with predictable moves and stale conventions.

They are musically dead. Unless you own the genre, the genre will own you. Now I’m going to go write a Reggae song. I LOVE Reggae!

Sneak Peak: Music I wrote for the film “Masks”

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Pat Smith and I are collaborating on the new film “Masks“. I did audio for two of Pat’s previous films, ‘Drink‘ and ‘Delivery’. Not only is this the first score I’ve done for Pat for a movie that doesn’t start with the letter D, but we also completely inverted the usual director/score dynamic.

Pat asked me to come up with a few different audio ideas, then he picked one for me to develop further. Now he’s off animating to the music (poor bastard – do you have any idea how slow and tedious traditional hand-animation IS ?!? It’s horrible), and when he’s got some pencil-tests and imagery and storyline fleshed out, I’ll write more music and make edits. This is a very fun way for the audio person to work, compared to the usual “Dude! I love XYZ Band – write something that sounds just like them!”.

The score uses a lot of processed voice (basso profundo AND falsetto), random items lying around the studio, and heavily de-tuned guitars. I work mostly in Apple Logic.

Anyway, for the next few months I’ll just be surfing and drinking Caipirinhas while poor Pat toils in NYC, the days getting shorter and shorter, darker and darker… Stop by patsmith.com with your sympathy messages – and tell him to hurry up, I want to see how this crazy thing turns out.

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I got to beta-test the coolest guitar effect in the world

About a year-ago I bought (on a whim) the Adrenalinn 2 guitar effect – it’s a remarkable little device that combines a simple drum machine with a guitar-amp modeler and a bunch of tempo-synced effects. So, instead of setting a delay to be 410 milliseconds long, you can set it to be a quarter-note long. And if you speed up or slow down the tempo of your drum beat, the delay automatically adjusts itself to fit. You can create amazing textures by processing the drum machine through the FX modules along with the guitar. Anyway, I loved this unit, and built it into my performance system. Turns out the unit is built by Rodger Linn – the inventor of the sampling drum machine back in the day. His LM-1 machine was used by everyone from Peter Gabriel to Prince.

I had a few technical questions, and on a whim called the company. Who did I get on the phone but the extremely helpful and friendly Roger Linn himself. Anyway, after a chat R invited me to help beta-test the then still in-development Adrenalinn 3. [ This is pretty much like a guitar player calling some company and getting Les Paul on the phone. ]

Over the next few months I experimented with the unit, hunted bugs, and even made a few feature requests which got incorporated into the final product. I’m pretty psyched to be able to take partial credit for the dedicated drum-distortion feature (thank you, thank you).

Anyway, my point is this: if you play any kind of electric instrument – guitar, bass, keys, YOU WOULD BE RETARDED TO NOT CHECK OUT THIS BOX. I’ve owned pretty much every rock gadget I can get my hands on, and this doodad is the most musical little rock contraption ever. One of these and an instrument and you can put on a very cool show.

The Best and The Worst of Open Mics

[ Update: see the followup post after you read this ]

A good open mic is one of the most productive ways to play out. No booking agent hassles, no super-late nights – just get in, play a few songs, and get out. Awesome.

Plus, there’s a HUGE benefit to playing out a little all the time, rather than over-rehearsing for The Super Important Big Show (at which you’ll no doubt be stressed and freaked out by the new environment). It’s great to ‘fail often’ – find a new thing to improve every time you do that 2-4 song mini set. I know for a fact that my live performance (and my equipment) has improved massively from weekly testing. I’m lucky to have the excellent open mic @ Mongo’s available to me (thanks, Kurt & Brad) – find your own local open mic here.

There is, however, a downside. Open mics can also suck. Suck. SUCK…

Chief Open Mic Suckyness Enhancers:

  • Winey emo f*&A@heads that can’t play – but do it with great intensity, and for too long.
  • The Blues. That is, anything but GOOD blues played honestly, not lame-ass ‘I can’t play so I’ll play blues” blues. I know it’s a safe comfortable way for strangers to play together and not sound too horrible, but God Damn, the Blues can turn into a choke-hold of creative death for your average open mic. Blues guys can also play forever… ‘just one more song’ becomes hellish time-stopping nightmare straight out of Abu Graib. [ There are actually a couple of good blues players at my usual open Mic - so guys, the above doesn't mean you. ]
  • Uninvited Guests. Guys that think it’s cool to play, uninvited, over your original songs that they’ve never heard before in their life. I had this drunk bass player hop up on stage one time and confidently play a big loud E over a song in F. For the non-players out there…that’s bad. I should have hired a Ninja to kill this guy.
  • Jamming. The only way this works is if everyone is a musical killing machine with great ears. Or a very average player that knows when to SHUT UP AND NOT PLAY (that’s me!). If not, jamming turns into a lowest-common-denominator sludge-fest, which is to say, usually, bad Blues.
  • Jamming Part 2: Weird Instruments. The guy / gal with the weird instrument that thinks it would be ‘so cool’ to add zither/djembe/moroccan frog mallets or whatever to your song (that they don’t know, can’t play, are tuned a half-step down from). Please kill me now. NO, it would not be great if you played that thing on my song, thanks for asking!
  • Most Covers. Doing a cover song is SO much less scary than playing something you wrote. Getting up in front of a bunch of buzzed listeners and playing ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ is always going to get a few drunk ‘Fuck Yeah!’s from the crowd, which makes you feel good, so you play another cover, and so the creative death-spiral begins – why do anything new? Truth: unless you are really reworking a song to make it new (like, maybe Jeff Buckley doing Cohen ) take a chance. Play something new – or something obscure and cool. Or at least play your well-known covers WELL.
  • The Unprepared Guy/Gal: 5 minutes to tune AFTER your set started? Forgot your pick? Guitar has only three strings? YOU ARE KILLING US! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!
  • Smug Folkies. To the story-telling, falsely modest, fake humble, wanna-be Indigo-girl-or-guy Folkie… SHUT UP!!! We don’t want to hear your POMPOUS SMUG INTRO STORY BEFORE EVERY ONE OF YOUR BORING, be-CAPO’d SONGS! (“I was looking at my hands the other day, and I had this vision about how we all have hands, and how our hands together could save the world, and…”)
  • Smug Folkies Part 2. Another pointer for the Smug Folkie: STOP SMILING SLYLY AT YOUR OWN CLEVERNESS during the songs. God I hate that. Effing poseurs. Very common at the coffee-house Open Mic (i.e. Santa Cruz, Northampton, Cambridge, etc). Makes me want to drop an irate Danzig or Nugent on stage with them.
  • Bad Hosts. Hosts that don’t keep the time-hogs under control, hosts that don’t keep an eye on the PA system, hosts that turn the Open Mic into a private party for their pals only…

But enough bitching. Open Mics are great. If you can find one with a cool vibe, with some original players, a supportive host… buy a few drinks and support the night. It’s special.

[ Update: see the followup post after you read this ]

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