Negative Man
Sees the dark side

of the sun all day
Leaves the televisionplugged on in the rain
Trying to wash
the static away

Negative Man
He’s got such a terrible
memory for names
Can’t help but wondering
what difference it could make
In a hundred years
give or take a day

Give or take a day
give or take a day…

He’s always there
In the middle of the night
When the night has no ending
As the ceiling flies
He opens his eyes
he opens them with my eyelids

Negative Man
He’s wondering why you’re
flashing him that Idiot smile
Time’s hand won’t slow down
for woman, man, or child, and
Trouble’s

going to find you In a while
Find you in a while
Find you in a while
Find you in a while